Actually, I would invest in a bunch of kitchen implements, so that never again would I be able to use the excuse "How can I learn to cook that if I don't have a casserole dish!?"
And then I'd spend the leftover money from the casserole dish on just blow. Well, maybe a few hookers.
I'd buy a case of Gentleman Jack. Or maybe two cases. Then I would go on a three week binge. Then I would use some of the remaining money to buy a new liver. Then I would buy a case of Jim Beam and continue the binge until that liver gave out.
Also, I would buy a manual typewriter, and during my binge I would write poetry. When I eventually died midway through the Jim Beam binge, I would request that Nick Lachey sing my poetry, in its entirety, at my funeral. And you would all listen and weep at its beauty and blush at its foul language.
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Yep. Otherwise, I guess we would all answer "pay off our loans" and that would be no fun.
In no particular order...hookers and blow.
Actually, I would invest in a bunch of kitchen implements, so that never again would I be able to use the excuse "How can I learn to cook that if I don't have a casserole dish!?"
And then I'd spend the leftover money from the casserole dish on just blow. Well, maybe a few hookers.
I would buy a $10,000 pair of sunglasses... it would be totally worth it.
I'd buy a case of Gentleman Jack. Or maybe two cases. Then I would go on a three week binge. Then I would use some of the remaining money to buy a new liver. Then I would buy a case of Jim Beam and continue the binge until that liver gave out.
Also, I would buy a manual typewriter, and during my binge I would write poetry. When I eventually died midway through the Jim Beam binge, I would request that Nick Lachey sing my poetry, in its entirety, at my funeral. And you would all listen and weep at its beauty and blush at its foul language.
I WOULD DONATE SOME TO MY CHURCH AND THE REST I WOULD TAKE A VERY NICE, LONG CRUISE..
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