Said while on my phone, about to purchase a the new iPhone5: "Ugh, I freaking hate iPhones!"
To which the store clerk replied, "Buying this 5 seems like a bold choice for you, then."
Yes, and one done under protest. Origionally, I had an Android (loved it), but it broke (sadness). Since then I've been using my dad's old iPhone, a 3GS. Everyone told me I would never go back to Android, but truth be told I do not love my iPhone. I planned to upgrade to a Galexy 3S. Unfortunately, the price was way too high for my budget; meanwhile, the iPhone 5 was only $100 if I turned in my old slow 3GS, so the decision was kind of made for me.
And so I got the 5, a bold choice, but so far I've not flung it into the sea. No doubt my Galexy would have been better, but in the end, I was not able to escape Apple's clutches.